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In The Begining

In the begining God created the Heavens and the Earth, Adam and Eve and all the animals. The animals went to Earth and Adam and Eve stayed in Heaven with God but then God said "No, fuck you Heaven is mine!" and then kicked Adam and Eve out and they immigrated to Earth. When they got to Earth, Adam and Eve started to get busy and thus Eve kept having babies and when the babies got older they started to get busy with each other and the human race started to spread like the plauge. As humans got more advanced God got angry and bored so God started to toy with the humans much like a little boy does with a captured fly, tearing of its wings of and all. God toyed with humans by creating natural disarsters, disease, slavery, hunger and lag on COD. God continued to do this stuff to humans until one day in 1992 when God took things too far and created Global Warming. This was the last straw for Chuck Norris so he went to Heaven and round house kicked God in the face but it was at that point in time that something unusual happened... God, who is actually a hot chick that closely resembles Megan Fox, fell pregnate with Chuck Norris's baby. It is still unknown how it happened but theory believes the pure awesomeness of the round house kick caused God to fall pregnate. Nine months later, in June 1993, Peter Brestovac was born from God and the world entered a new era of awesomeness.

EarlyLife

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Alternate Lives

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The Grim Reaper

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Thor

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Lu Bu

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King Arthur

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Characters based on Peter Brestovac

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Shinigami-sama - Soul Eater

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Hitsugaya Toshiro - Bleach

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Barney Stinson - How I Meet Your Mother

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Elle - Heroes

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Captain Planet - Captain Planet and the Planeteer's

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Weapons and Abilities

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Weapons

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Excalibur

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Hyourinmaru

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Abilities

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Allies and Enemy's

Allies

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Excalibur

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Chuck Norris

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Enemy's

Jesus

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Global Warming

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